来生我要做皇上,要什么有什么,三妻四妾也没关系,她们能做到我的妻妾也应该感到很高兴了。然后我要子孙满堂,很多人给我送终,大臣们都得跪在地上。如果我死前不高兴,就拉几个人陪葬,工匠们为我造几百个兵马俑陪着我,我就不会感到寂寞了。来生我要做皇上,享不尽的荣华富贵。上朝时,一群人跪在我脚下,喊:“吾皇万岁万万岁。”我不高兴时,就让他们多跪会儿,如果谁惹了我,我先骂几句,不听的话,再把他株连九族。来生我要做皇上,还要做个好皇上,我会让我的百姓安居乐业,吃得好过得好,使每家每户都有房子住。我会微服私访,广交朋友,以朋友多治天下。来生我还想做个懒皇上,想睡到几点就睡到几点,想去上学就去上学,只要一句:“朕不上学,谁敢逼朕,不然就会被朕革职。”想玩就玩,每天可以自由自在的,而且有一群人陪着到处去旅游。啊哈哈……好爽!来生我要做皇上……long ago and far away, there lived an emperor. this emperor was very vain and could think about nothing but his clothes. he had wardrobes and cupboards full of clothes. they filled his spare bedrooms and upstairs corridors of the palace. the emperor spent hours every morning getting dressed. he had to choose his outfit, preferable a new one, and the shoes and wig to go with it. mid-morning, he invariably changed into something more formal for his short meetings with his counsellors and advisors. he would change again for lunch, and then again for a rest in the afternoon. he just had to change for dinner and them again for the evening! but the emperor is a wiser man now, and spends a lot more time with his advisors and far less with his tailors.